Technology for Country Folk Cartoons

 

LOG ON:

 

Making a wood stove hot

 

 

LOG OFF:

 

Too much wood on fire

 

 

MONITOR:

 

Keep'n an eye on the wood stove

 

 

DOWN LOAD:

 

Gitten the farwood off'n the truck

 

 

MEGA HERTZ:

 

When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

 

 

FLOPPY DISC:

 

Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood

 

 

RAM:

 

That thar thang what splits the farwood

 

 

HARD DRIVE:

 

Gitten home in the winter time

 

 

WINDOWS:

 

Whut to shut when its cold outside

 

 

SCREEN:

 

Whut to shut when its black fly season

 

 

BYTE:

 

Whut dem dang flys do

 

 

CHIP:

 

Munchies fer the TV

 

 

MODEM:

Whatcha do to the hay fields

 

 

DOT MATRIX:

 

Ole Dan Matrix's wife

 

 

LAP TOP:

 

Whar the kitty sleeps

 

 

KEYBOARD:

 

Whar you hang the dang truck keys

 

 

SOFTWARE:

 

Dem dang plastic forks and knifes

 

 

MOUSE:

 

What eats the grain in the barn

 

 

MOUSE PAD:

 

That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

 

 

MAINFRAME:

 

Holds up the barn roof

 

 

PORT:

 

Fancy flatlander wine

 

 

ENTER:

 

Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"

 

 

CLICK:

 

Whut you hear when you cock yer gun

 

 

DOUBLE CLICK:

 

When you cock the double barrel

 

 

REBOOT:

 

Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse