PLANET ZIL

- The QuiCKieS -

/** @author: Elizabeth Sugar Boese
  * @date: 2002
  * © All Rights Reserved 2003
  */
public class me extends human
{
	public static void main( String args[] )
	{
		if( drankCoffee() )
		{
			attitude.removeNegatives();
			attitude.addValue( Attitude.HYPER + Attitude.WIRED
				+ Attitude.BOUNCING + Attitutde.RESTLESS );
			Someone s = findSomeone( Someone.ACQUAINTANCE );
			s.bother();
		}
		if( drankCoffee( Coffee.AFTER, noon ) )
		{
			setTiredFactor( 4am );
		}
		if( pmsing() )
		{
			attitude.addValue( Attitude.EXPLOSIVE + Attitude.CHANGEABLE );
			eatChocolate();
			eatChocolate();
			eatChocolate();
			eatChocolate();
		}

		while( attitude.includes( Attitude.WIRED ) )
		{
			toDoList.do( Random.getNumber() );

			try
			{
				pthread_mutex_sleep();
			}
			catch( InsomniaInterrupt ii )
			{
				toDoList.do( Random.getNumber() );
			}
			catch( ShreikingAlarmClockNoiseInterrupt sacni )
			{
				fumble( alarmClock );
				alarmClock.pressSnooze();
				break;
			}

		}
		if( getAdrenalineLevels() > zero )
		{
			energy += Adrenaline.getWind( Adrenaline.SECOND );
			Adrenaline.releaseWind( Adrenaline.GAS );
		}
		else
		{
			attitude.setValue( Attitude.TIRED );
		}
	}
}

A rare species indeed, with all the quirks and complexity of a gnat on steroids.