This is a list of things I've been looking for for quite some time.  
Any assistance in finding these things, pointers to these things, pointers
to pointers to these things (ad nauseum) will be most appreciated.
In all cases, the obvious routes have been exhausted.

My list is down to one:

A large (46") brown or very dark brown 24K Polar Puff "Brad Bear." (the
brown one exists, the very dark brown one, perhaps not).