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Coffee Club

The coffee club is (about to be) a newly formed GSA club to alleviate department-wide caffeine withdrawal. We are founded by the GSA and run by the GSA. The current steward of the account is Mark Roberts.


***Anyone can join*** The GSA simply runs the project, but anybody can pitch in :-)

JOIN US FOR OUR FOUNDING MEMBERSHIP DRIVE

The club is currently accepting cash donations for admission to the inner circle with a suggested donation of $5. Our NEW All-time Record for most money contributed has been broken. See the Wiki at for details.

We will convene in by Urnie on Monday February 5, 10:30am to determine how to setup the ongoing coffee membership dues; we expect that it will be a quarterly membership based on expected costs. Come with your ideas!


If you are not a member, please feel free to enjoy the coffee; we only ask that you pay around 25 cents per cup so that we can cover the cost of the coffee grounds. Place your contribution in the blue cup behind Urnie. Thanks!!


Our Beloved Urnie!


Urnie's Baristas

Our beloved Urnie will need some volunteers to start coffee each morning and afternoon. We would like to see two baristas for each morning and one for the afternoon. It should take about 10 minutes to clean up the area and make the coffee. Let the current steward know if you are interested in providing this needed service. If you are signed up as a barista and need to change your shift, it is your responsibility to locate a replacement and inform the steward.

 SundayMondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFridaySaturday
9 A.M. #1 Mark RobertsMonte LunacekAndrew SuttonMonte LunacekRuss Wakefield 
9 A.M. backup   Mark Roberts   
1 P.M.   Ryan Forbes   

Current Balance

This page maintains the current price per cup and the list of donors. We may occasionally post a hall of blame for those members who are actually so addicted to caffeine that they forked out personal funds to ensure they could drink from the ever-flowing urn. Seriously, though, we appreciate donations of coffee, tea, money, time. Please take donations or questions to the current steward.

Our Current Balance is currently $96.26 - Urnie is brewing HOT COFFEE, mmmmmm..

MemberDonation TypeAmount Donated
Batsukh TsendjavCash5
Magnus LohseCoffee-
Sanjay RajopadhyeCash5
Dave RostronCash5
Yui Man LuiCash5
Arun Kumar BajajCash5
Lakshmi RenganarayanaCheck5
Sudip ChakrabortyCash5
Mr. Landon FlomCash5.10
Shweta BehereCash5
Mr. Andrew M. SuttonCash5.01
Thomson ComerCash5
Joey OverbyCash5
Gautam GuptaCash5
Russ WakefieldCash5
Andy CurtisCash5
Mr. Ward FisherCash6
Monte LunacekCash5
Mr. Ryan ForbesCash5.15
Crystal RedmanCash5
Mark RobertsCash5

Membership Levels

The level of membership will be based on cumulative donations. We are currently taking suggestions for names of the membership levels and will hold a vote soon:

Suggested Names

  • Silver, Gold, Platium
  • Kilobyte, Megabyte, Terrabyte, Pedabyte, Googlebyte
  • Orders of Complexity Superexponential is the worst, sublinear is the best

Barista Instructions

  • Unplug Urnie (for your own safety)
  • Throw away old grinds DO NOT RINSE THEM IN THE DRAIN AS IT WILL PLUG THE DRAIN!!!
  • Wipe out Filter Canister - this unit does not require paper filters
  • Use the jug to fill up Urnie with water (1 gallon = 20 cups)
  • Place rod into base and filter basket on rod
  • Fill basket with 1/2 cup coffee per 10 cups
  • Place spreader on basket
  • Lock cover on top of Urnie
  • Plug it in
  • Enjoy freshly prepared coffee in about 20 minutes
  • Write down the details on the summary sheet (so we can track how much to make)