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Jack Applin



“You have restored our faith in cooking as an expression of anarchy.”

Napoleonic Cooking Student
Pinky and The Brain
September 21, 1996

“Fine! But I can’t wait to get back to Deep Space Nine and see your face when you find out that I never existed!”

Dr. Julian Bashir
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
November, 1996

“I am an atheist, out and out. It took me a long time to say it. I’ve been an atheist for years and years, but somehow I felt it was intellectually unrespectable to say one was an atheist, because it assumed knowledge that one didn’t have. Somehow it was better to say one was a humanist or an agnostic. I finally decided that I’m a creature of emotion as well as of reason. Emotionally I am an atheist. I don’t have the evidence to prove that God doesn’t exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn’t that I don’t want to waste my time.”

Isaac Asimov
Free Inquiry, page 9
Spring 1982

“Neelix, you’ve just returned from the dead—take it easy on yourself.”

Capt. Janeway
Star Trek: Voyager
December 19, 1997

“I never explain anything.”

Mary Poppins
Mary Poppins
April 13, 1998

“Don’t dream it—be it.”

Frank N. Furter
Rocky Horror Picture Show
November 1, 1998

“It was dusk. I could tell because the sun was going down.”

Sparks Moran
Creature from the Haunted Sea
May 15, 2005

“At this stage, Hal was still disconnected from all the ship’s operational circuits. Even if he was reactivated, he would be a brain without limbs though not without sense organs. He would be able to communicate, but not to act. As Curnow had put it, ‘The worst he can do is swear at us.’ ”

2010: Odyssey Two
August 25, 2009

“He's been reincarnated as a tricycle!”

May 12, 2011