CS253: Software Development with C++

Fall 2020

Delivery

Show Lecture.Delivery as a slide show.

CS253 Delivery

What Computer Programmers Do

Computer programmers don’t just program.

Bakers

Programmers


Tim Berners-Lee

CS253

Problems

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The other night, I called the local pizza parlor and ordered a large pizza, with mushrooms & peppers, to be delivered at 7:00ᴘᴍ, costing $20. By 8:00ᴘᴍ, I gave up, and called them back:

Me: Where’s my pizza?
PP: Large, mushrooms & peppers?
Me: Yes.
PP: I made it. It’s here.
Me: Maybe … I dunno … deliver it?!  
PP: Oh, yeah. Sorry. I forgot.
Me: @#%$☠^&*!
PP: That’ll be $20.
Me: What?

PP: I made your pizza. You owe me $20.
Me: You didn’t deliver it!
PP: Yeah, that’s true. How about $10?
Me: YOU GET NOTHING!
PP: I made it perfectly! That’s what counts!
Me: I think that delivery is important.
PP: You can’t take away all the money for one problem!
Me: You. Didn’t. Deliver. It.
PP: But I worked really hard on that pizza!
>slam<

The Pizza Product

The Programming Product

Testing Pizza

Testing Software